Karen McDougal
Nude

It’s unlikely that a woman will ever fulfill a fantasy more thoroughly than our next perfect flesh specimen. If you ever had a hot teacher you wanted to bang in elementary or middle school, this next skin-ful minx left her educating job to pose nude for horny males everywhere. Just imagine the mixed disappointment of all the daddies whose kids were in the last preschool class taught by former children’s pedagogue Karen McDougal. Busty and beautiful in the way of a corn-fed, small-town pageant winner, Karen’s days in the classroom were doomed when she was selected to reveal her multi-faceted charms in the centerfold slot of the December 1997 issue of Playboy. While the fathers of the sons who had been lucky enough to gaze upon Karen’s super shelf all through nap time gazed in turn, with equal parts longing and loss, at the copious curves of their kids’ former teacher as shown in the Bunny book, Karen was being elevated to Playmate of the Year for 1998. Once she’d appeared as “Roger Corwin’s girl at party” in Charlie’s Angels (2000), all hopes for her return to the playground were dashed. And the rest of us should rejoice. Rejoice we did for a good two years as Karen dipped her toes into showbiz in the early 2000’s. Check her out as a sexy lifeguard in Joe Dirt (2001), followed by a much anticipated breast and butt showcase in The Arena (2001). Get a box of Kleenex ready, because you’re going to be cleaning up a lot of messes!